The Search for The Perfect Spoon Rest

Over the holidays, I decided that I needed to buy a new spoon rest. We’ve been using a small plated every since I broke our old one. Maybe it was seeing the lovely spoon rests in other people’s kitchens. Maybe it was just that New Year thing that convinced me I needed something new in the kitchen. Maybe I was possessed by Martha Stewart.

Whatever the cause, my search for a spoon rest proved enlightening. (I say search because I was so dedicated. I went to two whole stores.) Assuming spoon rests would be hard to find, I tried big name chains that carry lots of inventory. The first was an “international” decorating store that I hoped would have something delightfully funky.

What I found was unexpected. Their suppliers all defined spoon rest the same way: a metal monstrosity with a quirky hard-to-clean owl design. I like owls and these spoon rests were funky, but these were not what I was looking for.

The second store was geared towards house keeping. I knew they would have more practical designs, and they did. They were so practical that they qualified as The World’s Most Boring spoon rests Ever. They were also metal and large. No owls, though. The only ceramic spoon rest I saw was glazed to look like a fat Italian chef. I didn’t think it fit in with our kitchen, even though our style is basically No Plan Whatsoever (also known as It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time).

Along with being practical, the second store was also clueless. They had loads of “double” spoon rests, designed to handle more than one spoon at a time. All I could see when I looked at it was a penis. All I could think was “Who buys these?” (My husband tells me not everyone will think these are phallic, but I’m not sure I believe him.)

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Maybe Kurt’s right. In this picture, it looks more like a butt.

I returned home empty handed, discouraged, and fearing that I would never find a spoon rest that was truly us. In my mind, I’d pictured something ceramic, handmade, small, and easy to clean. Nothing I’d seen in the stores was even close. My only hope was that some potter somewhere had made a spoon rest, and was trying to sell it in a store near me.

I stood in my kitchen, feeling defeated. More shopping was the last thing I wanted to do.

Then I saw it, sitting on my kitchen counter. The green plate with flamingos my mother made as a test and gave to me because I thought it was cute. The plate I was already using as a spoon rest.

Handmade. Compact. Ceramic. Quirky. Not at all owl-ly or obscene.

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Flamingo plate by Jane Dunsmore

I didn’t have to settle for someone else’s strange or bland idea of what a spoon rest should be. I already had the perfect spoon rest. No more shopping required! (I did a happy dance.)

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See? it holds a spoon just fine! (Plate by Jane Dunsmore)

What did I learn? First, that I hate shopping because they never have what I want.* And second, that I am essentially a handmade woman. I prefer items that show the maker’s thought, care, and hard work. I want every object in my house to have heart, even my spoon rest.

Lucky for me there’s a potter in my family.

*You could argue that someone has what I want, I just didn’t go to the right store. The question is: am I willing to look that hard? Clearly, the answer is “no.”

Do you have a spoon rest? What does it say about you?

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Kit Dunsmore

Kit Dunsmore has believed in the magic underlying the muggle world since she was a child searching for the Shetland pony pooka she was sure was hiding in her back yard. She learned early on that books were magic doors into other worlds, and that she could revisit a beloved character or place by opening the right book. As she grew, she decided she wanted to make magic with words, too. Today Kit writes about things she loves: poodles and dragons, witches and artists, quirky underdogs and loyal friends. Whether her setting is 6th-century England, the imaginary Twelve Kingdoms, or an art-obsessed version of modern America, magic always finds its way into her story. She enjoys turning fairy tales inside out and watching characters sacrifice everything to reach their goal, but she also believes in happy endings. When she isn't writing, Kit experiences magic by making things with her hands. Over the years, she's made quilts, fabric sculptures, collages, sweaters, and blank books. Her newest interest is learning how to spin her own yarn, a skill guaranteed to strengthen one of her many delusions: that she is a self-sufficient pioneer woman. She also thinks she is a hobbit, a witch, an artist, and a good cook. Living in the foothills of Colorado, Kit enjoys the giant skies and prairie landscapes which suit her need for wide open spaces. In addition to hiking through glorious scenery with her husband or imagining herself living in the Middle Ages, Kit works as a pillow for her miniature poodle and polishes the next small piece of her handmade life.

15 thoughts on “The Search for The Perfect Spoon Rest”

  1. I saw the phalic symbol. LOL I just use ones that I get at the Dollar Store or Thrift Store, unless I see one that reaches out and slaps me. And do you know what…. half the time I don’t use the spoon rest, I’ll use my plate, a napkin, anything so I will have one less dish to wash! 😀 I hate doing dishes!

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    1. Thank you for your honesty! It makes me feel a little less like I have a gutter mind. 😉 I’ve actually used saucers for years. It wasn’t until I got married that I had a real spoon rest (it came with the hubby). Then I broke it.

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      1. Someone gave us a blue ceramic one as a wedding present, which I broke about five years in. Mostly I use a bowl or a saucer. I probably could dig out one of the small mossy green pinch pots Peter made when he taught pottery ar the Boys & Girls Club. It would fit your criteria.

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      2. My kitchen is blessed with pottery Mom made years ago. Not quite pinch pots, but flat bottoms from before she learned how to do feet. I adore them.

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  2. I love this! And I saw the penis, too, which would make that particular spoon rest very tough to use because I would giggle every single time I looked at it. My spoon rest is tucked into the pantry because I, too, got tired of having one more thing to wash. I usually designate a quasi-clean spot on the stove top to rest the spoons.

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    1. So glad I’m not the only one bemused by that phallic thing. I do sometimes wonder what the point of the spoon rest is because you either wash the counter or the rest. I do like that I can take the plate to the sink, which would be hard to do with the stove.

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    2. I hate doing dishes, too. There is only two of us but my hubby is a messy chef so I do as much of the cooking myself. I do the dishes and let my husband walk the dog…. I have an extremely sensitive gag reflex, just thinking of it or snot will get me going! Raising my boys was really tough from that aspect! 😀

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